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- The Lindsay vs. Dina Lohan showdown story revved up as somebody sent TMZ audio from a phone call made to Michael Lohan during the scrap. Choicest quote: “Dad, she’s on cocaine!”
- There is now seedy, blurry proof that Robert Pattinson’s mystery blond exists.
- Ben Affleck admitted he still chats with JLo, then Jennifer Garner’s head uh-sploded.
- One Directioner (One Directioneur?) Niall Horan fueled speculation that he’s dating America’s own Demi Lovato.
- Taylor Swift Schwarzenegger. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
- P!nk’s new video came out iii (<— Upside-down exclamation marks)
- N!na Flowers has a new single, “Drop the Beat,” and it’s now available on iTunes.
- Who knew? History’s top male game show models.
- And even before this column ended, Lindsay and Dina hugged it out.
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