While You Were Working: Obama Store Adds LGBT Swag

Happy end of Hump Day! Here’s what happened while you were doing work.

Nice gift! (Obama Store)

• Is Clue the Best Movie Ever? Louis Virtel makes a good argument.
• Scientists discover that gaydar is real, maybe.
• Jason Biggs and his wife re-create the Time breastfeeding cover and it’s pretty funny.
• Obama’s official store already had an “LGBT For Obama” section, but now they’ve added marriage-equality-themed gear. So soon! It’s almost like they had it ready to go for the moment the president finished “evolving”!
• Jezebel brings us all up to date on Christian sex toys and erotica, which seem like they would make excellent ironic gifts.
• Zach the college student entered our hearts when he totally messed up on Wheel of Fortune in a surprising-yet-relateable way.
• Wacky Wednesday Tabloid Story: Raven-Symoné is about to come out, maybe!
• Ellen DeGeneres awarded the prestigious Mark Twain Prize.
• In honor of Manny Pacquiao’s comments, we went there with a gallery of the ugliest homophobes, because we were feeling immature for a second. Sorry, Bristol! (Not really.)
• We think it’s time for Rye Rye to join the ranks of Superstar Rappers.