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Who's The Ultimate Angry Wimbledon Sex God?

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Happy July! It's time to declare the great and angry sex gods of Wimbledon. Here's my only rule: You have to have made it to the finals in order to qualify. (Sorry, Bernard Tomic, but I will give you the opening picture here).

10. Pete Sampras

Great champ, but could be angrier. I want him to rank higher than #10, but alas.

9. Novak Djokovic

I love this spindly tennis man.

8. David Nalbandian

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Argentinian rage is one of my preferred flavors.

7. Andre Agassi

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If you can still win Wimbledon while battling a crystal meth addiction, you might be a great tennis player. Never forget that he dated Streisand.

6. Roger Federer

5. Jimmy Connors

Yeah, he's got a legendary temper, but sometimes he'd culminate a tirade by yelling, "My butt!" A little square for me.

4. Lleyton Hewitt

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I wanted blond rage from Boris Becker, but we had to wait until Lleyton for a full-frontal flaxen meltdown.

3. Andy Roddick

The rare angry sex god who is both fratty and witty.

2. Andy Murray 

Angry Andrew Garfield with a bucket of Eddie Redmayne thrown in. Yes.

1. John McEnroe

TANTRUM O'NEAL.

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