Happy July! It’s time to declare the great and angry sex gods of Wimbledon. Here’s my only rule: You have to have made it to the finals in order to qualify. (Sorry, Bernard Tomic, but I will give you the opening picture here).
10. Pete Sampras
Great champ, but could be angrier. I want him to rank higher than #10, but alas.
9. Novak Djokovic
I love this spindly tennis man.
8. David Nalbandian
Argentinian rage is one of my preferred flavors.
7. Andre Agassi
If you can still win Wimbledon while battling a crystal meth addiction, you might be a great tennis player. Never forget that he dated Streisand.
6. Roger Federer
5. Jimmy Connors
Yeah, he’s got a legendary temper, but sometimes he’d culminate a tirade by yelling, “My butt!” A little square for me.
4. Lleyton Hewitt
I wanted blond rage from Boris Becker, but we had to wait until Lleyton for a full-frontal flaxen meltdown.
3. Andy Roddick
The rare angry sex god who is both fratty and witty.
2. Andy Murray
Angry Andrew Garfield with a bucket of Eddie Redmayne thrown in. Yes.
1. John McEnroe