Will Smith’s Gay Kiss ‘n Slap — updated


Apparently they’ve heard the rumors in Russia! A frisky, well-dressed, good-looking Ukrainian reporter/prankster named Vitalii Sediuk on a press line in Moscow at the opening of Men in Black 3 (see trailer below) hugged then kissed Smith on the lips. Visibly in a GAY PANIC, Smith kinda bitch-slapped him in return. But rrreal softly, yelling out, “Hey man, what the HELL is your problem?” Then the fired up/freaked out superstar added, to no one in particular, “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him!”

We all know Jada would have. And Vitalii would have loved it.

Anyway, if the rumors are true, things may not be going well for Will Smith and his missus. Which apparently the young Russian correspondent had heard and perhaps he wanted to console Smith later on in his room…or something? Sweet thought, but Smith’s probably not using red carpets to play kissy face and line up a few new dates. If he’s learned anything from his fellow Scientologist Travolta, hotel spas are off limits, too.

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