As connoisseurs of all things drag, we know it can be a little, well, exciting when you see your favorite doll in the flesh. (Remind us to tell you about the time we saw Lypsinka at Chipotle.)

But, darling, one simply cannot bum rush a drag queen simply because she gives you life. Like a bear in the wild, there are certain rules to approaching a queen in public. Rule No. 1: Don't ask them to say something funny—unless you're a club promoter and are paying them to be funny.

Below, NNN whorespondent Willam Belli lays out tips on putting your best Ferragamo forward when granted a royal encounter.