Willam Is Not Dead

Willam has officially made it in this business we call show folks, as the actor, actress and unofficial spokesperson for Chick-fil-A was claimed to be dead by the shockingly untrustworthy Global Associated News. Finally, Willam and Nicholas Cage have something in common!

“Preliminary reports from Austrian Police officials indicate that the actress fell more than 100 feet to her death in a remote area of the Hahnenkamm mountains while on-set during the filming of a movie. Specific details are not yet available,” the report claimed.

The Drag Race alum, who was no doubt doing something we cannot print in this post at the time of this alleged death, responded to the report by taking to Twitter. “oh my god i have a death rumor,” a clearly devastated Willam wrote.

Willam consoled himself after the news by performing, and let’s assume drinking, at Beecher’s Madhouse in LA.

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