Willam Belli is back in our lives with The Beatdown "Shit I Do with Shoes," in which our NewNowNext whorespondent teaches us more than we ever wanted to know about every pair of heels she owns, God damn it! (Seriously, after a while it sounds like she's speaking a different language.)

A pair of Mui Mius ain't cheap, so we have to wonder: How may laps did Willam have to sit on to get all these come-fuck-me booties?

Well, they may be outrageously expensive, but as Willam teaches us, "If you're not pretty, flaunting your wealth is all you have."

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