Willam Belli knows how to read a bitch, and now you can read Willam Belli.

The Drag Race star is turning authoress with the release of Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way, an essential guide to life with important words of wisdom, like...

"It's about you and how you can SUCK LESS at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person," declares Season 4 standout.

"I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny," she adds.

"Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag-swag sauce. Welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry—class is in session!"

Suck Less: Where There's a Willam There's a Way, featuring a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris, is out next month on Grand Central Publishing, with a nationwide book tour hitting major U.S. cities.

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