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Woman Offers To Lick A Cop's Butt To Get Out Of Being Arrested

A Louisiana woman has been charged with public bribery after she allegedly offered to lick a police officer's butt in exchange for letting her go.

Diane Thomas of Monroe, Louisiana was being arrested for assaulting her boyfriend earlier this month, when she made the offer to Officer Chris Ballard.

Thomas punched her partner of 13 years in his face and scratched him with her fingernails before Ballard stepped in. She told Ballard that her husband "was a bitch and got in her face," according to his arrest report.

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But when the cop went to cuff her, Thomas made him a most unusual offer: "If you don't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she declared. "Officer, I will even lick your butthole."

Unfortunately for Thomas, salad tossing was not in the cards: Ballard added a big ol' felony count of bribery to the assault charges. She was later released on $5,000 bond.

While we don't support violence, we do admire her sexually progressive offer.

h/t: The Smoking Gun

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