Entertaining is easy! Emmy one can do it!
With gay faves Neil Patrick Harris and Betty White already snagging some Emmys at this year’s Creative Arts Awards (or the schmemmys as Kathy Griffin lovingly refers to them,) 2010 is looking to be as good a year as ever for that Emmy party you’ve always thought about throwing.
That’s right. It’s time to step up your Emmy Experience to Oscars/Tonys level and throw an appropriately coordinated party. How else will you be able to truly celebrate the year that was in televised entertainment?? So, I’m gonna go all FamilyFun.com on you and provide you with this useful, servicey guide for another excuse to drink this Sunday.
Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester
Potential Party Drag Name: Wilma Shoes
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: An Endive Salad that’s as curly as his hair.
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “Unless you end up in my bedroom tonight, glee club will be cancelled!”
Cocktail: A Highball (like his vocal range)
Elisabeth Moss as Peggy Olson
Potential Party Drag Name: Copy Rider
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: A Veal Prince Orloff that’s as ambitious as her.
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “Your abs are like a secret love baby I don’t want to give away.”
Cocktail: Beer, Pegs drink of choice when out on the town with frisky lesbians.
Tina Fey as Liz Lemon
Potential Party Drag Name: Liz Lemon
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Cheez Whiz
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “My lower back muscles are more the burly show than the girly show if you know what I mean.”
Cocktail: Lemon Drop Martini
Jon Hamm as Don Draper
Potential Party Drag Name: Donna Drapery
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Scotch Whisky Trifle
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “Are there any secretarial positions I might be able to fill in your bedroom tonight?”
Cocktail: Anything with no mixers.
More Party Favors after the break!
Lea Michele as Rachel Berry
Potential Party Drag Name: Rachel Scary
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Sparkling Starwiches
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “I’ll give you a gold star if you show papa how high you can belt.”
Cocktail: A Broadway Martini
January Jones as Betty Draper
Potential Party Drag Name: Netty Capers
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Some frosting that’s as cool as this ice queen.
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “I’m no Betty Draper, but I can be withholding if asked.”
Cocktail: A Gimlet, duh.
Sir Ian McKellen as Two
Potential Party Drag Name: Numba Too
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Twice Baked Potatoes With Two Cheeses.
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “I didn’t see The Prisoner, but why would someone want to leave the village?”
Cocktail: The Two
Christina Hendricks as Joan Harris
Potential Party Drag Name: Bone Harris
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Rack of Lamb
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “Want to guess what accessory I’m hiding a pen in right now?”
Cocktail: Big Red
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney
Potential Party Drag Name: Jenna Baloney
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Meringue Stars
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “I used to do a lot of sketch comedy too. How good are you at improv??”
Cocktail: Diva-licious
Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope
Potential Party Drag Name: Lezzie Nope
Impressive Culinary Dish Inspired By Their Character: Corned Beef Hash that’s as down home as her.
Slutty, Culturally-Attuned Pick Up Line: “My apartment’s recreation department is two doors down and to the left.”
Cocktail: Parkeroo
