"Sorry. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail" - Joan's Dress In This Photo

Break out the whisky and gimlets!! The Mad Men season premiere is just an hour away. Are you dying?? Do you have everything ready for your fabulous, period-appropriate viewing party?

In case you don’t have a Joan to help you get your act together, here’s a list of essential things from past shows that will really bump your pop culturally relevant gathering up a notch. Draper Style.

MAD MEN VIEWING PARTY LIST:

Disposable Vases

Black Face

A Handsome Boy Modeling School CD

A Lawn Mower

Flight Attendants

An Actor Prepares by Stanislavski

Marijuana

Gaydar

A Frisky Republican

A Fat Suit