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Very, very pretty soundbite machine Ann Coulter says civil rights aren't for gays, Hispanics, women, or immigrants. On Sunday, Coulter told George Stephanopoulos that civil rights are only "for blacks" because the United States has a "legacy of slavery and Jim Crow laws." Don't question it. Ann Coulter is widely credited as an expert on "the blacks"—and her blacks are better than your blacks.

By no means an exhaustive list, feast your eyes upon these words of wisdom straight from the horse's mouth:

On Muslims: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

On the young and unemployed: "Makes me laugh and laugh and laugh 'cause they all voted for Obama."

On non-violent protesters: "It just took a few shootings at Kent State to shut that down."

On women: "If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president."

On her hypothetical gay son: "Obviously, I'd tell him he was adopted" and "ask for some help redecorating the dining room."

A gift bequeathed unto us in perpetuity, Ann Coulter reigns as America's favorite liberal icon.

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