Noah Galvin proves just how incredible football could be if gay men were in charge in a brand new teaser for The Real O'Neals' upcoming Halloween episode.

The 60-second spot accurately describes Halloween as the "Gay Super Bowl," and features a squad of excited cheerleaders and sexy, crop top-wearing football players dancing and prancing around the field to Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."

"I can't believe this night is finally here," Noah says. "This is what I've been looking forward to since I came out. A night where I can totally be me with no judgement."

Show me the lie!