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André Leon Talley Owns Everything On "Watch What Happens Live": WATCH

Soul sisters André Leon Talley and Jennifer Hudson dropped by Andy Cohen's late night kiki-fest, Watch What Happens Live to dish the dirt, toss the weaves and throw the shade.

The noted heterosexual and former Vogue editor-at-large holds court in one of his trademark capes, while the stars of the off-Broadway Sylvester musical, Mighty Real, provided cocktails and vocal runs in the background.

Cohen and Talley play a little game called "Wintour, Kim, Mariah, Warhol" wherein Andy asks André which of his famous collaborators — Anna Wintour, Kim Kardashian, Mariah Carey or Andy Warhol — best fits a particular attribute.

He still quakes in his Louboutin slippers at the thought of Ms. Wintour; Warhol had a bigger entourage but Mariah has — (un)surprisingly — the most "divalike demands." Though he holds back when asked who's quickest to throw a tantrum, ALT does reveal that Warhol was not much of a partier. He "just watched people go down."

Just when you thought there was some light in the Watch What Happens set, someone asked about Kendall Jenner — the teenaged Kardashian spawn stomping all over high fashion's runways — and ALT spread his greatcape, thus blacking out the sun. André giveth — he thinks Kendall is a real pro and that she'll get a Vogue cover — and André taketh away — but unlike Kim, it will be without her husband.

Speaking of America's sweetheart, Talley probably went over to the Kimye Kompound and snatched out Kim's extensions after learning he had apparently been blurred out of her wedding special.

Also worth noting is this clip of J.Huds talking about Beyoncé and openly forgetting the name of fellow Dreamgirl Anika Noni Rose:

Naturally, ALT quickly takes the steering wheel and floors it off a cliff when he declares how the other Andy would totes have approved of this episode of WWHL — "This whole show is so Warholian! Oh my god, the dog eating the paper cup is just so Andy Warhol!"

Sure, whatever, or maybe the dog was just starving. For beauty.

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