Insaneballs Photo Emerges Of Tiffany Trump And EJ Johnson “Taking The Night” In Vegas

"Everyone in this picture looks kidnapped."

While her father was playing golf this weekend—and breaking with the long tradition of presidents commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. Day with public service, First Daughter Tiffany Trump was living it up in Las Vegas.

According to Vanity Fair, the younger Trump daughter had a packed schedule, celebrating BFF Andrew Warren’s birthday and serving as the flower girl for the impromptu wedding of former NYC Prep star Peter Cary Peterson and girlfriend Esme Brown.

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The wedding took place at Vegas’ infamous Little White Wedding Chapel, where Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, and Frank Sinatra all tied the knot. Tiffany wore a tight black mini-dress and walked down the aisle throwing pink pedals from a blue Tiffany & Co. shopping bag while Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” played. Classy!

But the real question is what was going on with T.T., Warren and queer reality star EJ Johnson?

Apparently Tiffany and Magic Johnson’s pride and joy have been friends for ages and have attended numerous events together, including Heidi Klum’s 2013 Halloween party.

We have to wonder what EJ thinks of Tiffany’s dad.

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Many folks responded to writer Ira Madison’s tweet of the trio with humorous quips of their own.

The best response, however, came from the one and only Cher, who summed up the photo perfectly: “IDK but this is a Bravo show I never knew I needed.”

Leave it to the Dark Lady to give a poignant read with subtly and grace.

Dan Avery is a writer-editor who focuses on culture, breaking news and LGBT rights. His work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Advocate and elsewhere.