Guys, Gwyneth Paltrow just made the most amazing movie ever, "An English Garden Party," all about how fabulous she is and all her famous friends and how off the chain her parties are out in the Hamptons. It is so beautiful. Also, incredibly, incredibly infuriating.

So watch above to see Gwyn and stars like Cameron Diaz, Sarah Jessica Parker, Naomi Watts, Stella McCartney, Chris Martin, Rachel Zoe and Paul McCartney sip champagne and eat fancy foods and play badmitton and show that their lives are far more fun than ours will ever be.

Our favorite performance however goes to Blythe Danner, playing the role of a mother who wonders where she went wrong with her nincompoop daughter, a woman who, when not releasing party videos, is busy saying things like; "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."

Never, ever change Gwyn.

h/t: Jezebel