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Harlem Pastor Continues To Insist Starbucks Lattes Are Filled With Gay Semen, Can Make You Pregnant

James David Manning, pastor of ATLAH Ministries in Harlem, is back at it: Despite a possible lawsuit, Manning has doubled-down on his claim that Starbucks lattes are laced with semen.

And not just any semen: "sodomite semen."

In a recent video posted to YouTube, Manning read aloud a notification of impending legal action over his claims:

I don't suspect that this letter is legit. What I do suspect is that Starbucks, or its agents, feel that I am stupid enough to be intimidated by such a letter. They themselves would have too much to lose by dragging me into court and having the press go over them with a fine-toothed comb about sodomite semen in their lattes.

Manning then dug deeper into the crazy hole:

They do put semen in their lattes. They do, you know. Most of it is synthetic—it has a synthetic quality to it—but they do. They have tested it out, like any entrepreneur looking for an edge. Like Coca-Cola during the years of its early marketing... put cocaine in its drinks and people loved that.

First of all, what is synthetic semen? And, secondly, what "edge" could a semen latte offer?

Manning has an answer for that, too.

If you're drinking Starbucks, watch out if you're a woman—you might just get pregnant by drinking Starbucks. Because they've got some pretty potent semen in their drinks.

And you will go home and tell your husband that you're pregnant and he'll say, 'But we haven't had sexual intercourse in years! Where did you get pregnant? Is it an immaculate conception?' No, it was one of Starbucks' lattes that impregnated you!

Because drinking semen can make you pregnant? We tell you, it's an SNL sketch waiting to happen.

Check out Pastor Manning's impassioned diatribe below.

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