Moody Teen YouTuber Critiques “Call Me By Your Name” On “SNL”

“If Armie Hammer sees this, it’s gonna be, like, so bad.”

Is Heidi Gardner, like, the next Kate McKinnon?

The new Saturday Night Live cast member introduced a spot-on character, teen film critic Bailey Gismert, on last night’s “Weekend Update.” Bailey, who has a popular YouTube channel called “Bailey at the Movies,” shared her thoughts on this year’s Oscar-nominated movies, including The Shape of Water and Three Billboards.


But it turns out that the gay drama Call Me By Your Name is the only movie she didn’t think was, you know, weird or random.

“I actually liked that one a lot,” Bailey says, prompting anchor Michael Che to ask if she particularly liked kissable star Armie Hammer. “Stop it! Oh, my God. Yes, I liked him. I didn’t like him like him. I just, like, thought he was good in it.”

Does she maybe have a little crush? “No! I never said that. Just because I’m friends with a lot of guys, doesn’t mean I like him,” the hormonal teen continues, inexplicably on the verge of an ugly cry. “And if Armie Hammer sees this, it’s gonna be, like, so bad.”


She’s not upset, you guys. She’s just really dealing with a lot. She’s had mono for a whole year.

Can’t wait to hear what Bailey thinks about the Call Me By Your Name sequel.

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