Want to win the title of Montreal's Queer or the Year? Well, then get ready to be covered in gravy, cheese curds and french fries. This is not a joke.

The five finalists for this year's coveted title became the first-ever Human Poutine to promote the Quer of the Year contest, and you can watch all the sodium-filled goodness above, and then vote on who you would like to see win here.

Those Canadians are so interesting.

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