[caption id="attachment_85940" align="aligncenter" width="607"] Jodie Foster is not her sexuality... except she isn't.[/caption]

After sort of, maybe coming out during her Golden Globes speech, Jodie Foster is inspiring LGBT youth to honor their true selves in the form of confusing, disjointed riddles, reports the Onion News Network.

"I just want to come out and say that I am here," begins one brave, fresh-faced teenager in a video addressing his parents. "I love who I love and I'm not who you never thought I wasn't going to be."

We commend dilettante Jodie Foster for encouraging others to emulate her steadfast commitment to fuzzy ramblings.