Last night, Lindsay, OWN’s troubled docu-series about troubled actress Lindsay Lohan’s road to recovery, came to an end with special two-hour finale. Tears were shed, bombs were dropped, and a Mean Girls reunion was confirmed—sort of.

Here’s what you need to know about the Lindsay series finale:

Lindsay and Paris Hilton are no longer BFFs

While Lohan was at Art Basel in Miami, reports surfaced that her friends got into a fight with Barron Hilton after he badmouthed LiLo. Because Lindsay didn’t allow OWN cameras to follow her on the trip, nobody knows the full truth: Lindsay drafted a statement denying any involvement, but her team dissuaded her from posting it on her website.

Meanwhile, Paris took to Instagram to threaten Lohan: “They both will pay for what they did,” the hotel heiress posted with a picture of her beat-up brother. “No one fucks with my family and gets away with it!”

"I'm not going to explain," Lindsay later said when confronted on camera about the fight. "My name was involved in it. It is what it is.”

So that clears all that up.

Lindsay can’t get ratings—but she understands how they work

Lindsay goes to Z100's Jingle Ball to introduce Miley Cyrus, and asks for some one-on-one time with the Bangerz queen. When OWN producers ask if she wants to film their kiki, Lohan reflexively responds with a “well, we should, yeah!” in such an obvious tone that you'd almost believe she allowed the cameras to follow her around at all times.

Alas, while the two stars share a Disney bond, Miley declined to meet with Lindsay. Instead, LiLo is left asking her team to make sure Miley responds to her tweets.

Stars, they’re just like us!

Lindsay is shopping around a memoir

It looks like Dina isn’t the only Lohan adding “author” to her resume: Lindsay meets with literary agent Scott Waxman to discuss writing a memoir that will allow her to tell her full story and all the unfiltered truths of her tumultuous life. “This is like a multimillion dollar book,” Waxman assures Lindsay, before explaining how bidding wars work.

Because this same idea worked so well as a docu-series?

Lindsay’s sex list is real

Lindsay admitted to Andy Cohen last week that her notorious list of sexual conquests is truthful. Last night, she clarified that writing down the “sexual inventory” was a step in her Betty Ford program.

"I don't care about me. I care about the people that are involved with other people because it's really unfortunate and disrespectful,” she expounds. But sleeping with married or otherwise partnered people isn't disrespectful?

“That's not something I'd show anyone except my sponsor," Lohan says, "who is also a very well-known person."

Lindsay had a miscarriage while filming

Lindsay dropped a rather shocking revelation, by way of explaining some of her erratic behavior: "No one knows this — I had a miscarriage for those weeks that I took off,” she revealed. “I couldn't move, I was sick. Mentally, that messes with you.”

Lindsay shows us what her docu-series should have looked like

While at a photo shoot for Nylon Singapore (that she showed up to on time!), Lindsay was constantly praised by the photographer as being “such a pro.” At lunch with film producer Hilary Shor, Lindsay is so excited about getting back onto a film set that she wants to start filming Inconceivable as quickly as possible. And when she travels to the Sundance Film Festival to formally announce the film, her passion for acting is evident.

This is the Lindsay Lohan we wanted to see in Lindsay. Sadly, we mostly got the tardy, excuse-prone and inconsiderate version  those who work with her constantly complain about.

If Linds can keep up this professionalism and positive attitude, there might be a chance for that career resurrection after all. But if Lohan thought it was going to come with this show, she's sorely mistaken.