Birthday shoutouts! Geoff Stults (above with Parker Young) is 38, Michael Shanks is 45, Don Johnson is 66, Tim Conway is 82, Helen Slater is 52, and Cindy Birdsong is 76

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This French ad gives us a Star Wars naked lightsaber duel with glow-in-the-dark condoms. Admit it, how many of us have actually done something similar?

There's something different about Colton Haynes' nipple.

Derek Jeter didn't want his underwear line marketed to gay guys, suit claims.

Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, Diane Keaton to co-star in new Netflix film.

IN OTHER NEWS

Kelsey Grammar will co-star with Matt Bomer in the Amazon pilot The Last Tycoon.

"The potential series stars Bomer as movie mogul Monroe Stahr, who rises to power as a wunderkind studio executive in the 1930s. Grammer will play Pat Brady, the brawny, charming and vain studio head against whom Monroe is pitted on his journey to success."

A queer reading of Dude, Where's My car on its 15th anniversary.

Ellen and Carrie Fisher try to sell Star Wars tickets.

Ten ABC Family cliffhangers resolved.

Matt Bomer and Hubby Simon leave Greenwhich Hotel in NYC.

Note - Due to a technical problem with our puzzler site, the Tuesday puzzler will be moved to Wednesday.

And here's The Weekly ShoutOUT™. Each week we're going to focus on one out athlete/performer and feature a daily pic and career timeline. We'll be showcasing the big names, but also the lesser-known gay and bisexual celebs who deserve more recognition.

This week our 145th ShoutOUT™ is to ... Victor Buono

Victor had his biggest film success at the age of 24, starring as musical accompanist Edwin Flagg in 1962's Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, which would earn him an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Three years ago I presented my personal favorite Briefs list, The 100 Greatest Lost Hits of The 80's, and because if there's one thing Hollywood has taught us, it's that sequels and reboots and remakes are ALWAYS better then the original, we're going to the well again with The 100 Greatest Lost Hits of The 80's Part 2: The Even More Forgotten

We'll be spotlighting 100 more of the greatest minor hits of the decade, the songs you don’t hear on any 80’s nostalgia show. Songs that missed the top ten, or top twenty … or top forty. Hopefully these forgotten gems may ring a long dormant bell, or for younger readers, provide a pop music history lesson.

At #46 is "Tell Her No" by Juice Newton

This is the second appearance from Juice on the list, and it would be her seventh and final top 40 hit on the pop chart. After successful remakes like "Angel Of The Morning" and 'Break It To Me Gently," this remake of the '60s Zombie song wouldn't scale the same heights, peaking at #27 in October 1983.

Here's the original.

Congrats to zoso, who guessed that yesterday's Pixuzzle™ © ® was It's A Wonderful Life.

Here's today's Pixuzzle™ © ®. Here is a scene from a FAMOUS MOVIE. Can you name it?

And today's Briefs are brought to you by ... Roman