Feel like you’ve been overlooked by the RuPaul Drag Race casting crew? Robbed of your chance to compete with the likes of Alaska and Detox in the upcoming spectacular Season 5 — well here’s a way to get noticed for future seasons and maybe make a little extra dough (yeah, it’s just $1k) — enter the Miss’d America contest 2013 at the Showboat in brassy, spunky Atlantic City.
It may look a little low-fi, but that’s not to say this fun little dragtastic contest that could — with all the Miss America elements (talent, swimsuit, evening gown) but none of the real boobs — couldn’t be your pathway to the stars. Last year TJ Kelly from The A List NY & Michael Musto were two of the judges, and Carson Kressly was the Master of Ceremonies…and yes, they’re planning on making it an even bigger TO DO this coming year. So while you’re watching Miss America this weekend, bored out of your skull, shouting “this show needs more balls” at the TV, take a minute to fill out the entry form. And we — here at NewNowNext — will see you there. (Hell yeah we’re going again this year.)
Keep in mind:
* All contestants must be 100% male
* No breast enhancements or hormones
And in case you miss’d it, check out the 2012 crowning of Sabel Scities (and the runner-up, Victoria “Porkchop” Parker):