Paula Deen Channels Madonna For Head-Scratching “Vogue” Performance

Because nothing says the Queen of Pop quite like the Queen of Butter.

Paula Deen attempted to come for Madonna’s crown on last night’s Dancing With The Stars. The result was a little less smooth than… butter. (Of course, it was no ham in the face).

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Though the Queen of Pop’s signature ode to ball culture comes with signature hand and arm-ography, Deen’s interpretation was oddly more “Macarena” meets The Spice Girls’ “Stop.”

Deen looked effectively sedated throughout most of the performance as she channeled way deep down to find her inner Marie Antoinette. (Snaps to whoever did her wig.)

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 19:  Celebrity chef/TV personality Paula Deen (R) and dancer/TV personality Louis van Amstel attend 'Dancing with the Stars' Season 21 at CBS Televison City on October 19, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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“Madonna is a sexual icon, y’all, and we don’t have one thing in common,” Dean said with a hearty chuckle in an attempt at self-satirization.

“You look gorgeous,” the night’s guest judge, the legendary Olivia Newton-John, told Deen after her performance.

Unfortunately, together with her DWTS partner Louis van Amstel, Deen only managed to score a 24/40 and as a result (SPOILER ALERT!) was booted off the show.