Stephen Colbert watches the Superbowl for the advertisements, like any real American should.  And now, perhaps unsurprisingly, the latest episode of The Colbert Report has the titular meta-arch-conservative faux-joining the choir of haters railing on the newest Coca Cola ad, which featured a gay couple and the song "America the Beautiful" sung in multiple languages.

Watch below as Colbert is quite literally pained by the "foreign talk" and the gaying up of America.

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