Watch Jon Stewart Own GOP Candidates Over The Gay Wedding Question
Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart made fun of the hypocritical statements made by Republican presidential candidates over whether or not they'd attend the gay wedding of a loved one.
On reporters asking candidates like Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio if they'd go to a gay wedding, Stewart sarcastically asked, "If you can't handle these questions, how are you going to handle when [Russian president] Putin asks you to go to a gay wedding?"
"This [presidential] election is going to boil down to: who do you trust to pick up the phone at 3am and RSVP to a gay wedding."
2012 candidate Rick Santorum once likened calling a napkin a paper towel to saying gay marriage is an actual marriage.
"I can call this napkin a paper towel," Santorum said, "but it is a NAPKIN."
"Oh, and I guess in this analogy, the paper towel is the GAY GUY," Stewart says, before showing a picture of the very gay looking mustached hunk on Brawny paper towel packages.
Stewart mocked candidates like Marco Rubio who've said that they would attend a gay wedding, despite not agreeing with the "choices" that couple has made.
"In my mind what they're doing is a crime against God, but come on! The reception's probably going to be awesome." Stewart joked. (A mock-up of Rubio and Madonna from the "Vogue" video appropriately flashed on screen.)
The entire clip is hilarious... albeit frightening. These guys should stop assuming they wouldn't be on the "Invite ONLY if a first choice guest passes away suddenly" list for our weddings.
Watch the entire clip from The Daily Show below.
