Tom Cruise is single again folks as
arranged marriage number three has hit the rocks, which means we are getting very, very close to marriage number four. This means that one lucky woman, or maybe man, will be joining an exclusive club that includes Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes and Mimi Rogers (remember her?). So let’s take a look at who could qualify to be America’s Next Top Scientologist.
Did you know Tom and Ms. Vergara “dated?” Back in 2005 Tom and the Colombian stunner were hanging out quite a bit, before she shot to fame on Modern Family. As fate should have it, Sofia just split from her man Nick Loeb so she is available, and as an actress who no doubt wants to move from the small screen to leading roles in film the marriage certainly wouldn’t hurt. And Tom could gain some cred in the Latin market! Everyone wins, kinda.
This poor lady is looking for a new job, and what better way to get back at Matt Lauer than by getting with his nemesis Tom Cruise. She could become one of those Hollywood ladies who lunch and go to movie premieres and laugh about her husband’s crazy antics. We know she is actually married but we feel like Tom would let her keep a relationship on the side, right? Kelly Preston (or John Travolta)
Poor Kelly Preston. Charlie Sheen shot her in the arm, her current husband Johnny is being sued by every licensed masseuse on the west and east coast, and her next film is Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father. Why not take up with a new Scientologist and shake things up. She deserves a break from her
It’s time. Willam
It’s the best of both worlds Tom!