As you well know if you watch FOX News, the rest of the media in this country is a distraction, only interested in distorting the truth and making us forget about the important political issues of the day. Thank God for FOX News then, which brings us the hard-hitting stories that we so desperately need -- be it declaring Downton Abbey a threat to liberalism or, as they did yesterday, defending Internet commentators who called Kelly Clarkson and Adele fat at the Grammys.

Because God forbid Adele or Kelly Clarkson should have any sort of media appearance without their BMI being called into question for FOX News to just ignore and focus on, say, the quality of their music. You can watch as Neil Cavuto and an extremely thin nutritionist hash out whether it's okay for women to be overweight - because no matter where you stand on the issue, it's important we talk about it as much as possible so we can make sure to give young people eating disorders.

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