Who has two thumbs and a semi? This guy! (Getty)
- Jon Hamm was photographed with a very clearly-outlined penis in his pants.
- Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married at the summer house from The Notebook. Aww.
- Amanda Bynes cannot stop driving! She got pulled over for not having her headlights on just days after her license was suspended for multiple alleged hit-and-runs.
- Mandy Patinkin has the absolute nicest things to say about his Homeland co-star Claire Danes. He almost even goes overboard with his praise, but it’s sweet.
- The 25 Best Gay Documentaries. So glad to see the excellent (and recent) Vito on there.
- Our dear Sharon Needles answered nine questions on camera.
- Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Lochte battle it out for Blake Lively’s affections in our imaginary best abs war.
- Kirk Cameron somehow got worse.
- Watch NewNowNext Vote with Wanda Sykes tonight on LogoTV at 10pm, and come back here at 11 to chat with Sandra Bernhard!
