[caption id="attachment_70883" align="aligncenter" width="607"] Neal is leaving us.[/caption]
White Collar is going away until January. Tears. But what what a crazy, crazy episode we got last night. Boring Treat William is Neil's father! Neil gets shot! Mozie is almost forced to fight a man with a gun wielding nothing but a corkscrew!
Enough of that however, let's talk about how dreamy Matt Bomer was as we prepare to spend our fall away from our favorite agent and fedora-aficionado.
He Is Really Good At Holding Grudges. He don't give a sh*t that you fixed the coffee machine Agent Burke, he is just going to sit back and look smoldering. He Will Get His Own Coffee, Thank You Very Much. You burnt Agent Burke. He Is Great At Being A Dickhead. Poor Peter was starting to look really silly at that FBI panel before there was a breach. He Saves His Friends Lives. Poor Mozie would have been shot by boring Treat Williams if he kept running his mouth and waving around that corkscrew. He Pickpockets. Check for those FBI badges conference members. He Looks Good In Tie Pins. Was that new? We have never noticed one before but it was a nice little accessory. Oh, we are now being told he always wears them. Well, we like them. He Likes Vermin. There is literally a rat in the FBI office. He Sneaks Coffee. Awww, he and Agent Burke are making up! He Is Great At Makeup, Umm, Conversation. The bromance of Peter and Neal lives on. He Looks Good While Getting Shot. Not like a hug it turns out. He Has A Father! Mystery solved. Too bad it's boring Treat Williams.