Eye of the tiger.
White Collar was a bit of a departure last night, with boring Treat Williams kind of becoming interesting and Tiffani Thiessen actually getting some lines and a little bit of a story! Go T! But, let’s be honest, the best thing about last night’s episode, and why it will go down in history as a White Collar classic, is the 10 beautiful minutes of shirtless Neal Caffrey (Matt Bomer) boxing. Thank you Renny Harlin.
Now let’s talk about Matty boy’s dreaminess.
- He Looks Good In Denim. He is working that shirt while he watches the sad Ellen video. Or, should we say, werking.
- He Makes Fun Secret Plans. We want to go in a backyard and make secret plans with friends.
- He Looks Even Better In A Wife Beater. Sad and lonely Neal.
- BOXING RING! Oh, he’s in a suit. Still, good look.
- He Chills In DUMBO. That is very hip and very now. We wonder if he is friends with Anne Hathaway and her fiance.
- BOXING RING! Ugh, suit again. Stop playing with our emotions people.
- Boxing Practice. Boy does Neal look good practicing to throw a fight. Also, hey Agent Burke. Where did you come from looking all good?
- BOXING RING! Finally, the shirtless action we have all been waiting for. Also, hey again Agent Burke. Someone has been hitting the gym.
- He Gets Angry Face. If only we could cause that much rage in Neal. That smoldering mean look is very, very nice.
- He Takes Long Emo Walks When Mad. We would have joined you on that stroll from DUMBO to the UES Neal. Call us next time.