The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All aired last night and I did not watch it. In fact, I have never before seen a single episode of any program involving a bachelor or bachelorette, save A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. That being said, every single woman, and some men, in America seem to be enthralled by this fairytale that always goes south, so I decided to evaluate the men from this season of The Bachelorette on a purely superficial level.
After seeing their faces and wondering why on Earth they would ever do this show, I rated them above. It was hard as all these men look exactly alike. They also all seem to really, really like hair gel.
I have no doubt these rankings will cause some very intense reactions. Oh, and for help learning who these men are, our friend Hilary Petee offered me brief descriptions you will also find above.
Now get at it.